Ewww… I did it again. My stupid earbuds just went into my yogurt.
I. LOVE. BRUNCH.
Don’t tweet that.
“Know what’s a great movie? Morning Glory.”
“I was literally thinking the exact same thing.”
Free PBR? Now that’s a classy invitation.
What are you doing? What am I doing?! You’re looking at pictures of toilets, that’s what you’re doing. #OverheardAtVital
I need someone to kneel down so I can use their head as a tripod.
